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Poem: “Multiple Choice”

October 31st, 2009

This poem came from an assignment I gave my creative writing class, “Fill in the blanks of this sentence:
Life is too short to ______. Life is too long to _____. That’s the title. You write the poem.” It must have been during test-prep month, and what can I say? I got inspired…

Life is too short to
Double-check all your answers.
Life is too long
Not to think about the questions.

Read the questions carefully, kids.
Circle all the keywords.
Fill in circles neatly.
Erase mistakes completely.
And don’t make any stray marks.

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Random Thoughts: Frustrated Teacher Haikus

October 14th, 2009

1.
This is your life, so
why am I the only one
who is stressing out?

2.
Look who came to class.
No, you can’t do makeup work.
Grades are due today.

3.
Since when are essays
about your hopes, dreams, and goals
shorter than this poem?